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by Julie Sprankles
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When Glee premiered back in 2009, it proved to be the phenomenon no one saw coming. Set in high school (the fictional William McKinley High School, to be exact), it took off the kid-gloves to deal with pressing social issues facing teens — like sexuality, race, and romantic relationships. At the same time, those serious cultural conversations were set against the backdrop of… a glee club. Is it really any wonder there are so many Glee quotes that have been preserved in pop culture memory?
And that’s to say nothing of the many careers the musical series practically launched: Lea Michele as Rachel Berry, Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester, Kevin McHale as Artie Abrams, Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez, Amber Riley as Mercedes Jones, Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, Heather Morris as Brittany S. Pierce, Chord Overstreet as Sam Evans, Darren Criss as Blaine Anderson, and Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson. Oh, and we’d definitely be remiss not to mention that the show gave us the fierce woman (force of nature, really!) that is Jane Lynch as cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester.
Granted, the show has a bit of a heartbreaking legacy now. Still, rewatching the series — and reliving it through hilarious Glee quotes — lets us embrace the good times. So, keep reading for some of the series’ most iconic moments. And when you’re finished strolling down memory lane of this fictional harmonic high school, check out our High School Musical quotes.
Best Sue Sylvester Quotes from Glee
- “You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.”
- “We’re dealing with children; they need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them — without it, their bones won’t grow properly.”
- Will Schuester: “Let’s bury the hatchet, Sue.”
Sue Sylvester: “No. I won’t be burying any hatchet. Unless I get a clear shot to your groin!”
- “Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.”
- “I’m all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.”
- “I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
- “This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office. I’m revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.”
- Sue Sylvester: “High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. Your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. The invisibles and the kids playing live-action out in the forest: Bottom floor.”
Will Schuester: “And… where do the glee kids lie?” Sue Sylvester: “Sub-basem*nt.”
- “I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m a legend. It’s happened.”
- “The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.”
Other Epic Glee Quotes
- “Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.” — Will Schuester
- Brittany Pierce: “I have pepperoni in my bra.”
Santana Lopez: “Those are your nipples!”
- “I’ve never wanted kids… don’t have the time, don’t have the uterus.” — Ryan Murphy
- “Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.” — Will Schuester
- “Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy in five months! She doesn’t need nice!” — Kendra Giardi
- “Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music, and cry?” — Rachel Berry
- “They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Look at John Stamos.” — Emma Pillsbury
- Finn Hudson: “Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don’t want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!”
Rachel Berry: “That was you?” Kurt Hummel: “You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.” Finn Hudson: “I know.” Kurt Hummel: “You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.” Finn Hudson: “I wasn’t actually there for that, but I’m really sorry.”
- “If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid’s birthday party with the candle still lit.” — April Rhodes
- “Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.” — Sheila
- “Shouldn’t you be in college or something? I thought gay people are all successful overachievers.” — Kitty Wilde
- “Hey, how do you spell loser? I’m gonna write it on his forehead.” — Dave Karofsky
- “You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.” — Rachel Berry
- “I’m gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.” — Finn Hudson
- “I don’t know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.” — Kurt Hummel
- “Who cares what happens when we get there when the getting-there has been so much fun?” — Will Schuester
- “You’re irritating most of the time, but don’t take that personally.” — Artie Abrams
- “Are you questioning my badassness?” — Noah Puckerman
- “I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.” — Rachel Berry
- “Enough! I’m sorry, Mr. Schue, Ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear Mom and Dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday.” — Finn Hudson
- “You’re the most talented person I know. Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle chainsaws.” — Finn Hudson
- “You know, I used to love coming here. But now this just reminds me of everything that I’ve lost.” — Santana Lopez
- “Sometimes if you want to make change, you gotta make a little noise.” — Blaine Anderson
- “We’re all losers. Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town. Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college — and two will leave the state to do it! I’m not afraid to be called a loser, because I can accept that’s what I am, but I am afraid of turning my back on something that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life.” — Finn
- “There comes a moment in every performer’s life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We’ve struggled. We’ve endured. And now we must triumph.” — Will
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As a seasoned enthusiast in the realm of television series, particularly with an emphasis on cultural impact and character dynamics, it's evident that "Glee" holds a unique place in the pantheon of pop culture phenomena. My extensive knowledge encompasses the show's inception, its groundbreaking approach to tackling social issues faced by teens, and its role in catapulting the careers of various actors into the spotlight. Allow me to dissect the concepts interwoven in the mentioned article by Julie Sprankles.
1. Cultural Impact and Social Commentary: "Glee" broke new ground by addressing pressing social issues such as sexuality, race, and romantic relationships within the context of a high school setting. The series served as a platform for meaningful cultural conversations, using the glee club as a backdrop. This format allowed the show to delve into serious topics while maintaining a lighthearted and musical atmosphere.
2. Cast and Career Launch: The article rightly acknowledges the show's profound impact on the careers of its cast members. Notable talents like Lea Michele, Matthew Morrison, Naya Rivera, and others found their breakthrough roles in "Glee," solidifying their places in the entertainment industry. The list of actors mentioned reflects the diversity of characters and talents that contributed to the show's success.
3. Character Dynamics and Iconic Quotes: The article specifically highlights quotes from Sue Sylvester, the formidable cheerleading coach portrayed by Jane Lynch, and other memorable lines from different characters. Sue Sylvester's quotes, in particular, showcase her sharp wit and unique approach to motivating her Cheerios. These quotes have become iconic and are ingrained in pop culture memory.
4. Heartbreaking Legacy and Rewatching: The article acknowledges the show's heartbreaking legacy, alluding to real-life events that have cast a shadow over its retrospective viewing. Despite the challenges, the article suggests that rewatching the series allows viewers to embrace the good times and relive the moments that made "Glee" special.
5. Additional Quotes and Varied Characters: The article provides a collection of quotes from various characters, offering a glimpse into the diverse personalities that contributed to the show's dynamic. From humorous remarks to poignant reflections, these quotes capture the essence of each character and their role in the overall narrative.
In summary, "Glee" is not merely a musical series but a cultural touchstone that navigated the complexities of adolescence while leaving an indelible mark on television history. The article, through its exploration of quotes and reflections on the show's legacy, invites readers to reminisce about the impact of "Glee" on both entertainment and societal discussions.
